The Jingoistic States of Magic and Spiders is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 859 million Magic and Spidersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The thriving Magic and Spidersian economy, worth 51.7 trillion flies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,239 flies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 213,229 per year while the poor average 12,287, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Magic and Spiders's national animal is the fly.

Magic and Spiders is ranked 247,013^th in the world and 1^st in Ministry of Magic for Most Patriotic, with 2.94 flags saluted per person per day.