The Most Serene Republic of Magdolna Gabor is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.355 billion Magdolna Gaborians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Magdolna Gaborian economy, worth 486 trillion Diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 66,140 Diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and Magdolna Gabor has designated Magdolna Gabor City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Magdolna Gabor's national animal is the Dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Magdolna Gabor is ranked 239,162^nd in the world and 24^th in Aftoi oi omorfoi anthropoi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.72 law-abiding acts per hour.