Population | 7.915 billion |
Capital | Pataliputra |
Leader | Rishabh Amit Jain |
Faith | Jainism |
Currency | shataman |
Animal | Gangatiri cow |
The Jain Utopia of Magadha and Anga is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rishabh Amit Jain with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.915 billion Jains are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pataliputra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Jain economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion shatamen a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,428 shatamen, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Jain novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Rishabh Amit Jain, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Pataliputra as a backdrop, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Rishabh Amit Jain's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magadha and Anga's national animal is the Gangatiri cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jainism.
Magadha and Anga is ranked 255,568th in the world and 39th in Pecan Sandies for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Rishabh Amit Jain's window to draw attention to their issues.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Pataliputra as a backdrop.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, Jain novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Rishabh Amit Jain.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, Magadha and Anga has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
- : Magadha and Anga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, and Most Cultured and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, Rishabh Amit Jain can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids.
- : Following new legislation in Magadha and Anga, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Gangatiri Cow'.