The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prezydent Iga Świątek with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.465 billion Nowa Europeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth a remarkable 4,802 trillion banknotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 356,695 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million banknotes of property damage, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback. Crime is almost non-existent. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowa Europa is ranked 5,112^th in the world and 90^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,526.62 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.