The Armed Republic of Moridine is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Speaker 🚹 with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.68 billion Moridians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyning ✴️. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moridinean economy, worth 893 trillion Credit ✳️s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,726 Credit ✳️s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, "The Speaker 🚹 got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown. Moridine's national animal is the Panther 🅾️, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Voice of The Stars ⚛️.

Moridine is ranked 119,201^st in the world and 2,111^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,136.51 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.