The Kingdom of New Lewesia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 126 million New Lewesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The New Lewesian economy, worth 5.87 trillion Lewesian Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,548 Lewesian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Lewesia's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lewesia is ranked 130,166^th in the world and 2,837^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 12.29 flags saluted per person per day.