The United Imperial Kingdoms of Macisikan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Valdir with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 48.333 billion Macisikani enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saragova. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Macisikani economy, worth an astonishing 20,499 trillion Krōns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 424,124 Krōns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, it's illegal to be caught on tape, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned. Crime is totally unknown. Macisikan's national animal is the Maciskan Roc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Macisikan is ranked 16,575^th in the world and 1^st in Varheim for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,348.11 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.