The Empire of Luxpan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Gunther Erinfeld with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13 billion Luxpanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solis City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Luxpanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,053 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 465,642 credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,636,679 per year while the poor average 96,011, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, and tourists flock from around the world to see Luxpan's famed 'rainbow slums'. Crime is totally unknown. Luxpan's national animal is the golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Luxpan is ranked 1,193^rd in the world and 1^st in The Imperiums of Light for Most Patriotic, with 114.87 flags saluted per person per day.