Population | 12.757 billion |
Capital | Solis City |
Leader | Emperor Gunther Erinfeld |
Currency | credit |
Animal | golden eagle |
The Empire of Luxpan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Gunther Erinfeld with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.757 billion Luxpanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solis City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Luxpanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,882 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 461,124 credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
The subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, and human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's. Crime is totally unknown. Luxpan's national animal is the golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Luxpan is ranked 11,544th in the world and 1st in The Imperiums of Light for Most Stationary, with 2,131.82032313412 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Luxpan, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's.
- : Following new legislation in Luxpan, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks.
- : Following new legislation in Luxpan, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in Luxpan, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
- : Following new legislation in Luxpan, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
- : Following new legislation in Luxpan, the diplomatic corps stinks.
- : Following new legislation in Luxpan, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
- : Following new legislation in Luxpan, military spending recently hit a new high.
- : Following new legislation in Luxpan, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in Luxpan, public urination is on the increase.