The Grand Duchy of Lutonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Charlie Schmenge with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.785 billion Lutonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Accordianville. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lutonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,378 trillion Polka Chips a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,139 Polka Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Lutonia is often a lifetime appointment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lutonia's national animal is the Accordian Player, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Polkaism.

Lutonia is ranked 290,637^th in the world and 2^nd in Lake golumania for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.23 kickbacks per hour.