The Children are Afraid of Lustful Deviants is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Nympheacme with an iron fist, and notable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.437 billion Ladies of Culture are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isthminux Silferaya. The average income tax rate is 6.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Research Material economy, worth 959 trillion TeraBytes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 279,078 TeraBytes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A passport is literally priceless, farting etiquette is taught in schools, toddlers insist their pacifiers be autoclaved, and exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lustful Deviants's national animal is the Gacha Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monetary Benefits.

Lustful Deviants is ranked 19,495^th in the world and 65^th in the Outback for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,392.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.