The Light Fauzjhian Province of Lunheizria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Audray Darkwhite with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.216 billion Lunheizrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Light Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lunheizrian economy, worth a remarkable 9,753 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 459,735 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only Audray Darkwhite's friends count in the eyes of the government, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunheizria's national animal is the Light Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Lunheizria is ranked 147,158^th in the world and 3,474^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 488.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.