The Light Fauzjhian Province of Lunheizria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Audray Darkwhite with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.144 billion Lunheizrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Light Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lunheizrian economy, worth a remarkable 9,706 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 459,044 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and being Audray Darkwhite has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunheizria's national animal is the Light Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Lunheizria is ranked 245^th in the world and 14^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 235.8 law-abiding acts per hour.