The State of Luhansk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.648 billion Luhanskians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.8%.

The very strong Luhanskian economy, worth 658 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 30,414 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Luhansk's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Luhansk is ranked 115,355^th in the world and 4^th in Citta di San Marino for Most Primitive, scoring -30.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.