The Colony of Lucerito is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.13 billion Luceritoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 12.8%.

The strong Luceritoan economy, worth 232 trillion aurums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 56,354 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is well under control. Lucerito's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lucerito is ranked 56,832^nd in the world and 1^st in Vatu for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,416.72 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.