The Theocracy of Lualefule is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.08 billion Lualefuleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lualefulean economy, worth 332 trillion guilders a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 107,957 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 384,851 per year while the poor average 21,782, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, Formula One cars in Lualefule boast 56 miles per gallon, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Lualefulean democracy, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lualefule's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lualefule is ranked 44,751^st in the world and 168^th in thunder 527 for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,757.51 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.