The Card Slave Owner of Lreehehiindet is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.286 billion Lreehehiindetians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Konigsburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The powerhouse Lreehehiindetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,046 trillion Monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 101,719 Monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 482,626 per year while the poor average 12,651, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, and children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lreehehiindet's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Slavery.

Lreehehiindet is ranked 270,696^th in the world and 47^th in Card Slavery for Most Developed, scoring 50.85 on the Human Development Index.