The Most Serene Republic of Lowerctic states is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.718 billion Lowerctic statesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 46.1%.

The powerhouse Lowerctic statesian economy, worth 406 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,540 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, lending money has become a major liability, and kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lowerctic states's national animal is the panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lowerctic states is ranked 28,165^th in the world and 65^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,626.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.