The Federal Republic of Los Estados Unidos de Mexico is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Andres M Lopez Obrador with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.248 billion Los Estados Unidos de Mexicoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Administration, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico DF. The average income tax rate is 16.7%.

The strong Los Estados Unidos de Mexicoan economy, worth 500 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 54,084 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Andres M Lopez Obrador has just been declared ruler of Los Estados Unidos de Mexico in an international press conference, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Mexico DF, the government snoops on private internet connections, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Los Estados Unidos de Mexico's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catolicismo.

Los Estados Unidos de Mexico is ranked 110,768^th in the world and 3,145^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 78.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.