The State of Lorne Argyll is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.175 billion Lorne Argyllians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 24.1%.

The powerhouse Lorne Argyllian economy, worth a remarkable 2,216 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 61,259 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, voting is voluntary, Lorne Argyll has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Lorne Argyll in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorne Argyll's national animal is the deer.

Lorne Argyll is ranked 97,069^th in the world and 1^st in Sint Maarten for Safest, scoring 84.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.