The Dominion of Lorbian is a large, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 176 million Lorbianians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Lorbianian economy, worth 6.00 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 34,075 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large areas of Lorbian are not accessible by the public, the treehouse in Squirrel Park is the tallest building in Lorbian, new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime is totally unknown. Lorbian's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lorbian is ranked 126,573^rd in the world and 6^th in Supa Squad for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 613.09 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.