The Empire of Lorb is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 686 million Lorbians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valmoria. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lorbian economy, worth 44.4 trillion orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,781 orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied unicorn, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorb's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lorb is ranked 179,122^nd in the world and 6^th in Supa Squad for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.77 percentage of bribes refused.