The Republic of Lon don is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.186 billion Lon donians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lon donian economy, worth 59.4 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,180 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is totally unknown. Lon don's national animal is the unicorn.

Lon don is ranked 76,442^nd in the world and 961^st in Pacifism for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,674.24 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.