The Colony of Loki33 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 17.157 billion Loki33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 11.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Loki33ian economy, worth 748 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,645 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loki33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Loki33 is ranked 101,060^th in the world and 1^st in Loki for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,391.26 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.