The Grand Duchess's Duchy of Loiteria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Loitress with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 1.173 billion Loiterians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loitero. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Loiterian economy, worth 12.6 trillion Loiterian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,781 Loiterian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Loiteria has designated Loitero as its capital city, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, Grand Duchess Loitress has just been declared ruler of Loiteria in an international press conference, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loiteria's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loiteria is ranked 59,881^st in the world and 1^st in The Grand Duchy of Kebetia for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 66.04 Effective Tax Rate.