The Unitarian State of Lodhs beard is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by VID Frederick Malkin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.022 billion Loddhists are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Lodhinburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lodhs beardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,316 trillion Loddhist Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 367,580 Loddhist Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Lodhs beardian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany VID Frederick Malkin to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lodhs beard's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lodhs beard is ranked 286,981^st in the world and 2^nd in The Scholastic Students for Safest, scoring 4.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.