The Grand Federative Republic of Loadilandia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Terra Quspangela with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.617 billion Loadilandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gastie. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loadish economy, worth 629 trillion cyaacoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,136 cyaacoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

War vets look after war animals, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime is totally unknown. Loadilandia's national animal is the aminal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anti-Brainrot Crusading.

Loadilandia is ranked 34,027^th in the world and 1^st in Aurora League for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 25,973.63 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.