The Community of Llama is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.929 billion Llamen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Llaman economy, worth 504 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,446 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Large sections of Llama have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, a speech a day keeps climate change away, governments opposing Llama are beset by rebels, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llama's national animal is the Llama.

Llama is ranked 165,400^th in the world and 85^th in Safari for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 557.53 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.