The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 96 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning none population. The hard-working population of 2.255 billion Lizard Defense Force 96ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.5%.

The Lizard Defense Force 96ian economy, worth 75.3 trillion dragonpieces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 33,399 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 96's national animal is the none.

Lizard Defense Force 96 is ranked 294,873^rd in the world and 5,259^th in eta for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.