The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 80 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 2.207 billion Lizard Defense Force 80ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The Lizard Defense Force 80ian economy, worth 89.5 trillion dragonpieces a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,575 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 80's national animal is the none, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lizard Defense Force 80 is ranked 184,125^th in the world and 8^th in ONeil land for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 997.05 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.