The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 5 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-working population of 2.463 billion Lizard Defense Force 5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.4%.

The Lizard Defense Force 5ian economy, worth 92.8 trillion baht a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 37,668 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 5's national animal is the porpoise.

Lizard Defense Force 5 is ranked 185,505^th in the world and 3^rd in Traditional Family Values for Highest Drug Use, scoring 114.85 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.