The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 39 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning none population. The hard-working population of 2.128 billion Lizard Defense Force 39ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The Lizard Defense Force 39ian economy, worth 83.0 trillion dragonpieces a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 38,982 dragonpieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard Defense Force 39's national animal is the none, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lizard Defense Force 39 is ranked 197,817^th in the world and 2^nd in Candleflame Glow 95 for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.