The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 12 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 2.369 billion Lizard Defense Force 12ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The Lizard Defense Force 12ian economy, worth 93.6 trillion lire a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 39,523 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Lizard Defense Force 12's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lizard Defense Force 12 is ranked 188,910^th in the world and 2,639^th in eta for Largest Black Market, with 586 billion Standard Monetary Units.