The Republic of Little Caesars Hawaiian Pizza is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.739 billion Little Caesars Hawaiian Pizzans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Little Caesars Hawaiian Pizzan economy, worth 279 trillion tyjtyjts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,047 tyjtyjts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Little Caesars Hawaiian Pizza in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Caesars Hawaiian Pizza's national animal is the thtyjt.

Little Caesars Hawaiian Pizza is ranked 215,086^th in the world and 72^nd in 555 for Most Primitive, scoring -92.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.