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Funding the cat crusade
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,991stMost Patriotic: 31,980th
The Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Lion22

Population673 million

Currencycatnip
AnimalMeowing Cats

The Federal Republic of Lion22 is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical population of 673 million Lion22ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.4%.

The strong Lion22ian economy, worth 50.0 trillion catnips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 74,347 catnips, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, compass sales have gone south, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and the first sword of Lion22 does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lion22's national animal is the Meowing Cats, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lion22 is ranked 161,481st in the world and 36th in Nordwrath for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,515.49 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,991stTop
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Most Patriotic: 31,980th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lion22, the first sword of Lion22 does not run.
  • : Following new legislation in Lion22, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Following new legislation in Lion22, compass sales have gone south.
  • : Following new legislation in Lion22, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lion22, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Lion22 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lion22, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Lion22, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Lion22, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in Lion22, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.

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