The Republic of Limonians is a fledgling, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 5 million Limoniansians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The basket case Limoniansian economy, worth 48.8 billion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,756 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pufferfish are considered a delicacy, organ donation is compulsory, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and Limonians's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Limonians's national animal is the Pufferfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Limonians is ranked 271,011th in the world and 663rd in Saint Osmund for Highest Poor Incomes, with 9,465.6 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Limonians's influence in Saint Osmund rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in
Limonians, Limonians's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in
Limonians, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
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Limonians was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in
Limonians, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in
Limonians, Pufferfish are considered a delicacy.
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Limonians changed its national motto to "In Freedom we Trust".
- : Following new legislation in
Limonians, state-run museums boast about their anti-Limoniansian art collections.
- : Following new legislation in
Limonians, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in
Limonians, surveillance cameras are banned.





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