The Chubby Chubby Wheak Wheak of Lil Fluffy Potatoes is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Muffin and Princess Toffee with a fair hand, and renowned for its burgeoning Guinea potato population. The democratic, devout population of 1.116 billion Lil Fluffy Potatoesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Education, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pocket. The average income tax rate is 23.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lil Fluffy Potatoesian economy, worth 37.7 trillion Salads a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,776 Salads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, and any machine that shows any glimmer of intelligence is scrapped for parts. Crime is totally unknown. Lil Fluffy Potatoes's national animal is the Guinea potato, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lil Fluffy Potatoes is ranked 94,924^th in the world and 4^th in Moonflare Haven for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 44.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.