The United Socialist States of Lightning4004 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lightning with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.094 billion Lightning Citizens love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeus's Throne. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lightning4004ian economy, worth 264 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 126,536 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, protecting the land is holey work, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lightning4004's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lightning4004 is ranked 68,013^th in the world and 4^th in Bethsaida for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,190.35 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.