The Republic of Light Crude Oil Future is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.304 billion Light Crude Oil Futureans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York Mercantile Exchange. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.

The all-consuming Light Crude Oil Futurean economy, worth 346 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 104,741 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Light Crude Oil Future's national animal is the contract, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Light Crude Oil Future is ranked 161,707^th in the world and 307^th in OTC Markets for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 747.91 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.