The Devout Payday Defenders of Liga ng Tagapagtanggol ng Payday 2 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Philosopher Tasio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.333 billion Payday-Defenders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Territory of Mars. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Payday-Defending economy, worth 463 trillion Continental Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 139,080 Continental Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 612,139 per year while the poor average 19,835, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.

Tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and one can walk from one side of Territory of Mars to the other without setting foot on Payday-Defending soil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Liga ng Tagapagtanggol ng Payday 2's national animal is the Dallasian Medic Bag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pambansang Pandarambong.

Liga ng Tagapagtanggol ng Payday 2 is ranked 209,700^th in the world and 8,484^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.