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tanzanites are the most precious gemstones
Most Compassionate Citizens: 165thNicest Citizens: 190thMost Inclusive: 235th
The Precious Gemnation of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lhanzshanilhe

Population6.834 billion

CapitalTanzannia
LeaderClaire Darklight
FaithCult of Books

CurrencyTanzanite
AnimalSalamander

The Precious Gemnation of Lhanzshanilhe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Claire Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.834 billion Lhanzshanilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tanzannia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lhanzshanilhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,952 trillion Tanzanites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 285,735 Tanzanites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour. Crime is totally unknown. Lhanzshanilhe's national animal is the Salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Lhanzshanilhe is ranked 138,700th in the world and 2nd in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 494.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 165thNicest Citizens: 190thMost Inclusive: 235thMost Pacifist: 267thLargest Welfare Programs: 367thHighest Food Quality: 402ndMost Rebellious Youth: 466thHighest Average Tax Rates: 527thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 551stMost Beautiful Environments: 590thBest Weather: 605thLargest Governments: 605thMost Developed: 658thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 679thMost Cheerful Citizens: 707thLongest Average Lifespans: 724thMost Secular: 728thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 805thHealthiest Citizens: 854thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 886thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 892ndMost Efficient Economies: 957thMost Cultured: 961stHighest Poor Incomes: 975thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,045thSmartest Citizens: 1,085thSafest: 1,299thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,308thRudest Citizens: 1,683rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,802ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,818thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,119thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,469thLowest Crime Rates: 2,566thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,687thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,448thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,029thHighest Economic Output: 9,968thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,900thMost Income Equality: 22,480thMost Influential: 25,064th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lhanzshanilhe, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhanzshanilhe, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhanzshanilhe, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhanzshanilhe, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhanzshanilhe, Claire Darklight's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhanzshanilhe, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhanzshanilhe, Lhanzshanilhe's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhanzshanilhe, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhanzshanilhe, recognizing the Lhanzshanilhean flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhanzshanilhe, much of Lhanzshanilhe's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.

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