The Precious Gemnation of Lhanzshanilhe is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Claire Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.583 billion Lhanzshanilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tanzannia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lhanzshanilhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,745 trillion Tanzanites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 353,919 Tanzanites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown. Lhanzshanilhe's national animal is the Salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Lhanzshanilhe is ranked 153^rd in the world and 16^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 551.7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.