The Supreme Principality of Lex Lib is a massive, safe nation, notable for its fear of technology, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 1.599 billion Lex Libians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexandria. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Lex Libian economy, worth 43.6 trillion heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,255 heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is full of rats, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lex Lib's national animal is the harpy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lex Lib is ranked 249,422^nd in the world and 2^nd in Tarterian Depths of Carceri for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.