The Municipality of Leticia is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.278 billion Leticians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buna Lejos. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Letician economy, worth 138 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 19,027 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and women who display their ankles are shunned by society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leticia's national animal is the dolphin and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Leticia is ranked 239,163^rd in the world and 2^nd in Amazonas for Highest Poor Incomes, with 17,181.29 Standard Monetary Units.