The Commonwealth of Lesser Agnolia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Christopher Luxon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.022 billion Agnolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 33.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Agnolian economy, worth 92.1 trillion Agnolian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,109 Agnolian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lesser Agnolia's national animal is the Red Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lesser Agnolia is ranked 75,838^th in the world and 21^st in Valaryia for Highest Average Incomes, with 90,109.09 Standard Monetary Units.