The Island of Lesbos is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 32.573 billion Lesbians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mytilene. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Lesbian economy, worth 532 trillion drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,335 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sapphism has been named as Lesbos's national religion, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, Lesbos has designated Mytilene as its capital city, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesbos's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sapphism.

Lesbos is ranked 98,227^th in the world and 13^th in Department Store for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 44.28 on the Kitten Softness Rating.