The Chabadniks of Lesbichists is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Womenachem Womendel Schneertochter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, lack of airports, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 809 million Lesbichists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 770 Eastern Parkway. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lesbichist economy, worth 111 trillion Rebbe dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,302 Rebbe dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The land is no place for fish, side effects of working for Womenachem Womendel Schneertochter may include dis-orientation, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Womenachem Womendel Schneertochter's eyes only', and they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesbichists's national animal is the red heifer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lesbichists is ranked 24,795^th in the world and 3^rd in Solstice for Highest Poor Incomes, with 82,798.19 Standard Monetary Units.