The Military Totalitarian Regime of Leopand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Führer Volkodav with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.704 billion Leopandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shebanstania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Leopandian economy, worth 235 trillion Bloodcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 138,221 Bloodcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 924,704 per year while the poor average 7,793, a ratio of 118 to 1.

The blood, sweat, and tears of poor Leopandians make research institutes rich, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, crying babies are told to grow up, and Führer Volkodav's new office has a propensity to catch on fire. Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Leopand's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Volkodavism.

Leopand is ranked 330,280^th in the world and 170^th in Hell for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -15.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.