The United Socialist States of Lenin VI is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.907 billion Lenin VIians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Lenin VIian economy, worth 318 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,326 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lenin VI's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lenin VI is ranked 310,287^th in the world and 1^st in lire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.