The Sarchenya-Kommune Föderatiön of Lemsrow is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by ID Lumonakscherya C Ansatag with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.164 billion Lesmoris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larshavink. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemsrowian economy, worth 636 trillion Pecratian Illocos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,196 Pecratian Illocos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and the new one Pecratian Illocos coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemsrow's national animal is the Zagreb-Manila-Fort Bald Kosmo Dragoneer, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Galactianism.

Lemsrow is ranked 57,173^rd in the world and 1,126^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 533.66269317788 days.