The Republic of Leimiswil is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.125 billion Leimiswilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Leimiswilian economy, worth 125 trillion Ducats a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,668 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.
There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the death penalty has been reintroduced, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leimiswil's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Leimiswil is ranked 59,080th in the world and 525th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,813.59 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Leimiswil, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
- : Following new legislation in
Leimiswil, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
- : Following new legislation in
Leimiswil, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
- : Following new legislation in
Leimiswil, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
- : Following new legislation in
Leimiswil, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
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Leimiswil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in
Leimiswil, tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking.
- : Following new legislation in
Leimiswil, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
- : Following new legislation in
Leimiswil, the police double as repo men.
- : Following new legislation in
Leimiswil, military spending is on the increase.































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