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PASSWORD

Bears
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,303rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,939thMost Developed: 16,274th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Few
Economy
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Leimiswil

Population1.125 billion

CurrencyDucat
AnimalBear

The Republic of Leimiswil is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.125 billion Leimiswilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Leimiswilian economy, worth 125 trillion Ducats a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,668 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the death penalty has been reintroduced, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leimiswil's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leimiswil is ranked 59,080th in the world and 525th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,813.59 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,303rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,939thMost Developed: 16,274thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 17,199thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,827thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,106thHealthiest Citizens: 22,193rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,438thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,671stHighest Food Quality: 24,836thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,582ndMost Patriotic: 25,798thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,731stMost Subsidized Industry: 26,746thMost Accessible: 27,203rdMost Authoritarian: 27,245thMost Inclusive: 27,878thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30,544thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,869thLargest Governments: 33,022nd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 46th in the regionNicest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionMost Inclusive: 66th in the regionMost Patriotic: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 72nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Leimiswil, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
  • : Following new legislation in Leimiswil, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
  • : Following new legislation in Leimiswil, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Leimiswil, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Leimiswil, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
  • : Leimiswil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Leimiswil, tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking.
  • : Following new legislation in Leimiswil, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Leimiswil, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Leimiswil, military spending is on the increase.

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